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How the biggest coaches approach the transfer market

  • Louis Van Gaal:

    *buys entire new squad, minus defenders*

  • Diego Simeone:

    I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*

  • Carlo Ancelotti:

    My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"

  • Jose Mourinho:

    Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.

  • Brendan Rogers:

    Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.

  • Pep Guardiola:

    Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.

  • Klopp:

    Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!

  • Arsene Wenger:


  • Arsene Wenger:

  • Arsene Wenger:

    I mean he's not even French...

  • Arsene Wenger:

  • Arsene Wenger:


  • Arsene Wenger:

  • Arsene Wenger:

    Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god

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